Christina Aguilera and Ke$ha Preview New Singles, Snark Attack Imminent

Today, in (fading) starlets: Christina Aguilera and Ke$ha released some rather odd promotional clips of their forthcoming singles.

First, stateside: last night on the Voice, Christina Aguilera premiered a teaser for the video for her forthcoming single “Your Body.” In the video, she hangs out in what appears to be a trailer park, absconds with a liquor store clerk, and blows up a car, all whilst clad in a look that she may have stolen from the Nicki Minaj style guide:

Pure class.

Simultaneously on the other side of the world, Ke$ha “brightened” the days of a few Japanese commuters by belting out an a capella snippet of her new single “Die Young” (to be released on September 25th) on the Tokyo subway. The look that the young lady shoots Ke$ha at 0:05 is classic:

A plea to any filmmakers with viral video ambitions: please don’t try to replicate this on Trimet.

Do either of these get you psyched for the new singles? Anyone?