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Astroscopes Aries 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012

Aries

“What you’re experiencing is premature enlightenment,” Tyler Durden said in “Fight Club.” For a brief, shining moment Mercury (mental processes/communication) burst forth in pioneering Aries! (March 2), then promptly began retrograding (March 12). HULK SMASH! Still, take that hot one-second flash of blueprint genius and flesh it out! Freedom of movement = sooooon!

Astroscopes Taurus 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012Taurus

Taurean perk: you’re easily pleased, Ferdinand the Bull. Now, though, it’s a hindrance. Powerful Pluto (death/rebirth/transformation) is harmonizing with Jupiter (luck /expansion) and Venus (love/values) in Taurus. Go deeper now. Release. Heal. Look farther. Reeeaaach! The Universe could shower you with pearls, honey, if you don’t just contentedly eat the oysters.

Astroscopes Gemini 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012Gemini

Your ruling planet Mercury is retrograding (March 12-April 4). Yup, again. So your new nickname: “Post-It Junkie.” It’s the only way you’ll keep straight on whether you’re a-comin’ or a-goin’. The sweet note: unearthing that manifesto you started awhile back. Or at least an old booty call’s number.

Astroscopes Cancer 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012Cancer

Harmony between the grounding earth signs and you gives amazing opportunities to root down and manifest. You’ll need to be confident about: 1) what’s to be released; 2) knowing and prioritizing your loves/values; 3) methods of acquisition. Bonus points: work this ish out while wearing a super hero costume. Email me pics. icon wink Astroscopes: March/April 2012

Astroscopes Leo 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012Leo

Hey there, chipmunk cheeks. You’re gonna have to spit some of that out, baby. Jupiter and Venus squaring your sun may turn you into a “want beast” of premenstrual proportion, feverishly driving you to get while the gettin’s good! But really, a little discernment would serve you better. Now go on, spit.

Astroscopes Virgo 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012Virgo

Virgos rule at figuring out what should be done and hoppin’to it! What about what you NEED? Full moon in Virgo (March 8) opposing sun in spiritual Pisces illuminated the power and necessity of turning off your head and getting in tune with your inner self. Did you? You still can. Find Waldo. icon wink Astroscopes: March/April 2012

Astroscopes Libra 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012Libra

No more airy “theory.” No more diplomatic gymnastics. Your ruler Venus in earthy Taurus says get out of theory-land and manifest then root what you value/desire. Sun in “me first” Aries starts opposing you March 21, pushing you to hold ground or compromise. It’s Black Gurl Neck Roll time.

Astroscopes Scorpio 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012Scorpio

Scorpio’s astrological “job”: personal transformation/helping others transform. Are you slacking on your job? Planets grouping in Aries join freedom planet Uranus, compelling you to break free. Spiritual Neptune in Pisces gently washes away the snake’s shed skin, revealing new. The “devil you know” is still the devil, honey. Rise up.

Astroscopes Sagittarius 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012Sagittarius

I’m a FB friends list pruner. I believe that — just like with healthy hair, shrubbery, and pubes — trimming’s important. South Node (a “been there, done that” astro point) in Gemini opposing you and Mercury (Gemini’s ruler) currently retrograding might produce a blast from your past that needs to stay exactly there. Snip.

Astroscopes Capricorn 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012Capricorn

Pluto (death/rebirth/transformation) has been tillin’ the H-E-double hockey sticks out of your soil since 2008. Breaking attachments to routine, guilt, and outmoded definitions of success hasn’t been pleasant. BUT, benevolent Jupiter harmonizing with lovey Venus and your Sun gives you fist bumps and goodies now icon smile Astroscopes: March/April 2012 Good work.

Astroscopes Aquarius 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012Aquarius

Sometimes ya gotta slow to pull ahead. Your progressive ruler, Uranus, moving through proactive Aries is driving you to explore uncharted terrain. Other aspects to your sun support this. Venus and Jupiter joined in practical Taurus bait you into moving more deliberately if you want to receive blessings. Want a cookie? icon wink Astroscopes: March/April 2012

Astroscopes Pisces 150x150 Astroscopes: March/April 2012Pisces

Sweet mermaid/man, I feel for you. Sun/Neptune/Chiron in your sign are sensitizing an already deeply sensitive person. Yummy Venus and Jupiter in sensual Taurus, even intense Pluto in earthy Capricorn, can show you that focusing your will on the practical will manifest the support you need most now.

 

Miss Renee (aka Tarot Chick) is an empath, tarot card reader, and spiritual astrologer of 19 years based out of NE Portland. She loves love notes so feel free to holla or schedule a tarot / astrology chart session: [email protected].

 

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